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Valentine Group · Now hiring · Creative Strategist · Full-time · Remote

Write ads that spend $300k a day. Get paid $$$ on what they spend!

Our top strategists make $30,000 to $40,000 a month. Not from a salary band. From a base plus a percentage of the ad spend their concepts drive.

Apply. Takes 5 minutes.
Nine figures
in revenue this year
$300k/day
spent on our biggest single ads
$100k-150k/day
where a lot of our winners live
$30-40k/month
what our top strategists take home

Numbers most strategists never see

Most strategists go their whole career without seeing one of their ads spend $300k in a month.

Here single ads do in a day. And there are more ads than we can count running at $100k to $150k a day.

You write the idea. We put the money behind it. You get paid well above market on what it spends.

$311,730 in one day
Ads Manager: one ad, $311,730.89 spent on Aug 18, 2026
$126,661 in one day
Ads Manager: one ad, $126,661.50 spent on Aug 21, 2026
$123,473 in one day
Ads Manager: one ad, $123,473.44 spent on Mar 19, 2026
$114,543 in one day
Ads Manager: one ad, $114,543.61 spent on Feb 14, 2026
$106,636 in one day
Ads Manager: one ad, $106,636.30 spent on May 2, 2026

Most strategists never get a seat like this

Here's what usually caps a great strategist.

The brand can't afford to scale the winner. The product doesn't convert, so nothing scales. Or the ad works, and the strategist gets a thank-you on Slack.

Here, none of that is in your way.

The budget is there.

Single ads at $300k a day.

The product converts.

Over a million customers. Nine figures this year.

You get paid on it.

A percentage of the spend your concepts drive.

Who we are

Valentine Group is a pioneering group building health and wellness DTC brands. We're doing nine figures this year. DR based paid ads is exactly how we got here. That makes the strategist one of the most important hires we make.

We'll tell you which brands if we work together.

What you'd own

  • Research. Customers, comments, competitor swipes. Find the angle before anyone writes a word.
  • Writing. Hooks, leads, full scripts.
  • Briefing. Turn a concept into a brief an editor or creator can run without guessing.
  • Production. You own the pipeline end to end, your editor pod included. From brief to finished ad to live.
  • Reading the numbers. Your ads, your data. You decide what gets iterated, scaled or killed.

Most shops split that across three people and nobody owns the result. Here it's yours. And you work directly with the people deciding what gets made next. No layers in between.

The formats you'd write for

We don't run one kind of ad. In a normal week you'll write for several of these. One example of each.

AI Movie

Fully AI-generated scenes with a story, a conflict and a turn. Made without a camera.

AI Singing

Yes, really. The offer, sung. Strange, memorable, and they work.

AI UGC

AI creators and avatars, pitched like a real testimonial.

AI Expert

AI-generated experts that carry the science without getting boring.

AI VO

An AI voice carries the story over footage. Nobody talks to camera.

Real UGC

Real creators, real footage. Hooks, leads and iterations off what's converting.

Real Doctor

A real doctor on camera. Credibility you can't generate.

No VO

No voiceover. Music, a face and on-screen text carry the hook.

This is for you if

  • You've written or concepted at least one ad that spent six figures for a DR brand, and you can name it and the number.
  • You've written performance ads for 2+ years.
  • You'd rather be paid on results than on a title.
  • You want full-time, and you can overlap with CET working hours.

This isn't for you if

  • Your best ad never got past five figures in spend.
  • You write the script and hand it off. Here you own what happens next.
  • You need a brief before you can write a brief.
  • You want part-time, freelance or project work.

How it works

  1. 01Apply.
  2. 02Call with our hiring manager.
  3. 03Call with our Creative Director.
  4. 04Final call.

Straight answers

Is $30-40k a month real?

Yes. That's what our top strategists make. It comes from the performance percentage. It depends on your winners.

Which brands?

Health and wellness DTC. We reveal them if we work together.

Do I need to live in Europe?

No. You just need enough overlap with CET to work with our team live.

Do I need full commitment?

Yes! We never half ass it.

Why we pay top of market

Most great strategists never do their best work. To make great money, they have to juggle 100 clients at once.

That's exactly why we pay top of market. Here you work on our own brands, with your full attention, and get paid like it.

And you won't figure it out alone. You get 1:1, in-depth training from our Creative Director, who wrote 90% of our biggest winners, and our CMO, who developed our messaging and mentored our Creative Director.

Seats like this don't come up twice.

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